I couldn't make this shit up people, even if I tried. (strange but true)

From CNN.com:

'Brain' in a dish flies flight simulator
Thursday, November 4, 2004 Posted: 7:51 AM EST (1251 GMT)
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~And~

Ancient Roman cosmetic cream found

Wednesday, November 3, 2004 Posted: 2:17 PM EST (1917 GMT)
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