Completely sardonic

In death, you have single-handedly managed to create the greatest
choose-your-own-adventure, ever. Now, everyone can imagine their
own ending to the series, or argue about it with their friends,
and other fans. As long as your friends and family do not decide
to cobble together the final book from your incomplete writings, that is.
You had a good life, and you are no longer in pain.
Thank you for the stories.